Problema Ang Buwaya

Isang araw nagkita ang administrator ng Manila Zoo at ang Director ng PNP sa isang mamahaling restaurant. Mahaba ang naging kuwentuhan nila at malayo din ang naabot ng kanilang mga salita ng biglang nagtanong si Manila Zoo administrator:

Administrator: Sir, problema namin ngayon ang mga buwaya sa Manila Zoo. Saan kaya namin pwedeng dalhin ang mga buwaya don, Over crowded na kasi e?

PnP Director: Ang totoo hindi mahirap yang problema mo. Mas malaki problema ko sa departamento ko, lumalaki na ang bilang ng mga buwayang lumalaki na rin ang mga tiyan. Hindi ko na alam kung anong gagawin ko sa mga buwayang iyan.

Adminstrator: Mabuti pa kaya Sir ipaabot natin sa Senado ang mga problema natin baka may maitutulong sila.

PnP Director: Hindi pwede yon. Mga baboy yon. Kakainin lang sila ng mga buwaya natin.

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